i can make the most beautiful den decorations. just yesterday i saw one of those bags that my humans carry their treats in and i thought to myself .. self .. that is exactly what the floor needs. something pretty and white and fluffy. so i took it in my mouth to find it's new home. when i layed it down (after some difficulty as it was now stuck to my mouth) i stood back to admire my skill. and much to my dismay, it looked silly.i picked it up, tossed it around and again stood back. the repositioning was not the effect i had hoped for. i layed down, thought about it and decided to try a few more things. daly was watching and i could sense that she was thinking of mocking my skill and i could feel the pressure. i moved it from one room to another until finally i gave up hope. frustrated, i layed down with the bag and sulked.
i held it down with my paw, grabbed it with my teeth and i pulled. it ripped and a piece came off. eureka! more pieces.. more decoration. i set my mind to it and i got to work. it was a lot of fun to watch all the little pieces fall into place without much effort at all and it was fast too. before i knew it the room was filled up. i stood back again and i was pleased. i can't wait for everyone to see it!
i waited all afternoon for the grey thing to come vomit piper's human. not only did i need to empty my pee holder but i want it to see my art. about 9:30, it came. piper's human opened the door and it's face went straight to my decorations. i wagged and wagged waiting in anticipation for it to praise me on being such a good artist but it said nothing. it pulled out it's camera and asked me to sit. me? pose with the art? oh no.
i walked away, but it called me back. it asked me to sit again and i don't know what came over me but i thought it would be nice to pose with my art while i was emptying my pee holder. i lifted my leg and let it go. i'm waiting for the bright light to hit my eyes when it stops taking the picture and starts telling me no. instantly i know this is a bad idea and i was humiliated. all i can do it finish the pee.
